I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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