I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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