If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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