Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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