Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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