ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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