Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
love makes seman taste better
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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