Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
