OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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