if you like me you must not know who I am
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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