So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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