none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Randomize
