...so i touched it.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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