I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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