come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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