so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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