literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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