butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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