She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Can I color on your dick again?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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