She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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