I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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