the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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