is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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