i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we made out on top of his cat.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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