He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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