I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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