Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
