so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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