He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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