love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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