Little spoons don't ask big questions
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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