that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
A+ Viking dick
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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