so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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