Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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