Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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