That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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