none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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