what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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