carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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