your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Why is your signature on my underwear?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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