Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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