I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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