I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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