you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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