Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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