no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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