is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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