My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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