Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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