Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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