I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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