Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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