she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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