Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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