Kareoke will never be a sober sport
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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